Humor

Jag bryr mig inte speciellt mycket om vare sig John Terry eller hans kvinnoaffärer men ett flertal av skämten som kommit i kölvattnet av historien tycker jag är roliga och givetvis ska de publiceras här på TLC.

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"A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph in a 30mph zone. When the police ask him to explain, he says: 'I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house.'"
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"After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife."
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"John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wifes."
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"Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his wife."
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"What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry..."
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"John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty."
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