Gårdagens skämt verkade funka rätt bra så därför kör jag ett par i dag med......
"L'oreal have announced a huge men's hair product deal with Liverpool's £35m striker Andy Carroll. Unfortunately the deal has fallen through because he couldn't stop laughing when he tried to say....."because im worth it"
"Natasha Giggs' appearance on Big Brother shows that fucking a family member for eight years now makes you a celebrity.
People of Norwich - Your time has come"
"If they're filling the big brother house with people Ryan Giggs has fucked, we should expect to see the Arsenal defence soon"
"Andre Villas-Boas goes into a shop and asks: "Have you got a new pair of boots for Torres?" The assistant replies: "Sounds a fair swap."
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After watching Arsenal unveil the statue of its best player, roberto mancini is thinking of doing the same..
the news is that this year a grand statue of an arabian chequebook will be unveiled in front of the etihad stadium..
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