Dagens skämt

Lite humor är aldrig fel....

"So Natasha Giggs entering Celebrity Big Brother tonight! That will make a nice change, normally its a Big Brother entering her"

"Tim Howard: "I can't take credit for that goal. The wind helped it in."

Manchester City are now preparing a £45million bid for the wind"

"When asked by journalists what they would be doing this summer Kenny Dalglish said he was planning tactics so that Liverpool will win the Premier League next season, David Moyes said he'd spend the summer shagging Pamela Anderson, and Angelina Jolie! When the journalist told him to be serious Moyes pointed to Dalglish and said- "Well he fuckin started it"

"I went to see my mate in stoke. He introduced me to his Mum and his Sister.

She's a lovely woman"

"Liverpool's youngster, Raheem Sterling (17-years old) gets 2 girls pregnant in two weeks, making him Liverpool's top scorer for December"