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fredag 15 april 2011

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Fernando Torres misslyckade inledning i Chelsea har gjort att fler och fler skämt på spanjorens bekostnad publicerats på diverse forum och på Facebook.
TLC publicerar här några av godbitarna:

BREAKING NEWS: David Blaines record for doing nothing in a box for 40 days has been broked by Fernando Torres

Torres goes to a library and asks for a book on the net. Librarian says, "It's 12 yards in front of you."
90 minutes later Torres comes back and says, "I can't find it.


Worried about her son, Torres's mum sends him to a careers adviser. All goes well until he asks: 'What are your goals?'

Breaking news - There is a ceasefire in Libya as the UN send in Torres; no shots fired since!!

Roman Abramovich was seen in a London nightclub yesterday taking the team out for a meal to brighten things up after the CL loss to Man Utd. A young spanish girl walks over to John Terry and asks him to sign her arm, she then asks Frank Lampard to sign her left breast. Then she drops her knickers and says to Abramovich "sign this".
He replies "Fuck off, the last time i signed a Spanish cunt, it cost me £50 million"

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